Mask Mandate Dies From Covid-19: Satire

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The federal mask mandate β€” which was on life support in recent weeks because it had been undergoing a tug of war of sorts β€” has officially been pronounced dead earlier today, Saturday, April 23, 2022 at 11:34 in the morning Eastern Daylight Time; and the official diagnosis was Covid-19.
β€œThe mask mandate was initially diagnosed with Covid-19 about a couple of weeks ago but was kept a secret,” said…

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